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A lorry driver and his wife who won £3.6m on the lottery said their first purchase was a £17 backscratcher.

Like the backscratcher, it is made to order — but the right gift is often one worth waiting for.

Here, in the foreground — quite inexplicably — is an upside-down milk bottle spilling its contents into the grass, and a long-handled backscratcher.

He bolted a backscratcher to the guy’s hip to simmer him down.

Along with the wok, the company includes in its packaging a bamboo backscratcher.