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I’ve learned the truth today, forsooth, and baby, this is it: You need to split the kratom—and take just a little bit.

Because it tasted pretty fricking close to real milk, which was the milk that, forsooth, everyone secretly craved.

And now, forsooth, he sends over to ask advice and directions from Warde.

We do not walk forsooth with our legs, because snakes propel themselves without them!

His piety was genuine; simple and pure, he was shocked at any suggestion of impropriety, but his rebuke was only “Fie, for shame! forsooth ye are to blame.”