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Unless you've been living on Planet Zog, you'll be well aware that the Conservatives have worked pretty hard in recent times to destroy their reputation as being the natural party of government in the UK.

Maybe that’s true — on Planet Zog.

President Trump took off on Air Force One on Tuesday morning on his way to Kenosha, Wis. He landed on Planet Zog.

Unless you've been living on Planet Zog, you'll have noticed that Britain plans to exit the European Union - at 11pm UK time on Friday, 29 March 2019, to be precise.

She was very proud to be the Supreme Leader of the planet Zog.