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And now I heard quite different music—a wedding march.

There’s a dirge-like adaptation, crafted for eat-your-feelings depressives, as well as an elegant wedding march, for any carnivorous romantics out there.

Almost daily, the starting point for this chaotic yet choreographed wedding march is the registry’s parking lot, which fronts a busy six-lane road.

“We surprised one couple on their golden anniversary, playing the wedding march,” he said.

She hummed the wedding march while she rocked him, only sometimes she had to press her lips together to keep from laughing out loud.