51�Թ�

Perhaps it's not surprising that the so-called loveless landslide has been followed by a rude awakening.

The judge, Mrs Justice Dame Mary Stacey, said Ricotta "used controlling and coercive behaviour" against his spouse and "tried to intimidate Maria into staying in a loveless marriage" before he "slaughtered" her and her son.

By 1972, at just 26, she felt "trapped" in a "loveless marriage" and was almost driven to harm herself.

At first, the song is one big eye-roll: Just shut up and admit the truth, Chappell insists, before you get trapped in a loveless, heterosexual marriage of convenience.

Announcing his decision in the Telegraph, he wrote that he could "unite" the party and "overturn Starmer's loveless landslide".